I'm Christine Carthew, a Copywriter from Chicago. A born storyteller. Like how I broke my nose at my bachelorette party one month before I said, “I do,” and nailed my new business pitch while still black and blue.

Now that I have your attention.

Whether it's B2C, B2B, CPG, Saas, Pharma, or a small business, I craft witty, imaginative copy that resonates. I'm passionate about emotion-driven storytelling that connects. I excel at turning strategic language into engaging brand stories that drive results.